Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Art Audio Pale Lady
For this entry of Phantom Limbs, nosotros'll be taking a peek at Drew Barrymore's developed just eventually jettisoned Barbarella and the Second World , a feature film adaptation of the Jean-Claude Woods comic book previously brought to screens as Roger Vadim'south classic '60s Jane Fonda vehicle.
Joining usa for this talk is John August, the celebrated screenwriter behind such films as Go, 2000's Charlie'south Angels and its sequel, Big Fish, Charlie and the Chocolate Manufactory, Corpse Bride, The Nines (which he likewise directed), and Guy Ritchie's recent live action Disney adaptation Aladdin. In improver, he co-hosts the essential screenwriting podcast Scriptnotes with beau scribe Craig Mazin. During our talk, Mr. Baronial discusses the project'south inception, the story information technology would have told, and why it ultimately never took flight.
"I had written Charlie'southward Angels for Drew Barrymore, who produced it," August begins, charting the origins of this particular iteration of Barbarella. "That turned out dandy, and she wanted to practice Barbarella, so she came to me with that. She would exist starring in and producing it. The other producer on board was Laura Ziskin, a legendary producer who had washed Spider-Human being and such, and I was an enthusiastic 'Yes'."
As noted in a previous Phantom Limbs concerning the character, Barbarella began its life as a comic book in 1962, which was followed past a film accommodation in 1968. Was August familiar with either before tackling his own accept on the material? "I was familiar with the film. I'd seen and loved the Jane Fonda version. Information technology's just so odd, information technology's so weird and I kind of loved information technology for that. Information technology's non all expert, but it's just so specific and strange with what it's trying to practice. It felt like a really bang-up fit for Drew, in the sense that Drew has this sexuality with this innocence. That all sort of worked really well for it."
Barbarella, by Jean-Claude Forest
Baronial points out that he had to fence with the property's complicated rights issues while penning his screenplay. "At that place's of course the Barbarella comic volume, and there's the Barbarella motion-picture show. Those are separate bundles of rights. So the thought was that nosotros would combine those bundles of rights in order to exist able to make the movie. Warners owned some of information technology, Fox endemic some of information technology. So this was going to be a joint production between Warners and Fox to do it."
Then what story did August's screenplay tell? From a draft dated September fifth, 2001, Barbarella and the Second World opens on Eldoria, a tiny moon orbiting a massive, unnamed red planet beneath. While the planet'due south atmospheric condition are harsh, Eldoria is a beautiful utopia with "no industry, no minerals, no resources to speak of." Everything on this moon was brought in from elsewhere, including its inhabitants – exactly one hundred men and women encompassing every historic period and ethnicity. These citizens of Eldoria awakened on a great lawn, clad in white robes, with no retentiveness of their lives before.
It is at the very beginning of this society that we meet LEON ("a handsome, vital man in his late threescore's") and FINNEA ("a nighttime-haired four-yr old girl" with a mean streak). Leon and Finnea have information technology upon themselves to help wake the others, introducing them to their strange new world. I of the citizens is a young blonde woman who appears to be significant (even while having no idea what this must mean). Time passes and the newly-minted Eldorians get their bearings in this lodge, with their every need attended for with the Requisition: neatly stacked pallets holding any and every item the Eldorians needs for their survival and comfort. Eventually, the blonde woman dies giving nascence to her baby daughter – a child Finnea takes for her sister and names "Barbarella".
Drew Barrymore in Charlie's Angels (2000)
20-five years later on nosotros notice BARBARELLA in the midst of a "kaleidoscopic swirl", set against cocktail music, as she paints large canvasses in the nude while floating around in the Zero-Thou of her small round spaceship ("If it were a machine it would be a VW Bug."). Barbarella possesses an "exuberant innocence", and has lived a overjoyed life on Eldoria – "She'due south never had a bad moment in her life" – until this moment, when an unknown object collides with her ship. The post-obit moments pigment Barbarella as beingness calm under pressure level and an excellent troubleshooter, while introducing u.s. to the vocalism of her ship's reckoner arrangement, 10E (pronounced "tenny"). "I think one of my favorite characters in the Barbarella that I wrote is this character named 10E, who is the artificial intelligence arrangement in Barbarella's transport that crashes," August says, going on to describe the graphic symbol'due south voice. "Information technology was a variation on the prissy, British C-3PO vox."
Barbarella makes her landing only in time to present her paintings to Eldoria's populace on its great lawn during a big celebration. The people love her. "Not only is she the first girl of Eldoria, she'south as well the favorite." Finnea, now 29, is revealed as Eldoria's electric current Coordinator, having succeeded the late Leon in the role since his passing. "One of the other principal roles is Finnea, who is sort of a sister graphic symbol to Barbarella who ends upward being revealed afterwards on as the villain behind things," August notes. "I had written her for Cameron Diaz, if Cameron wanted to exercise it. That would've been terrific."
After the celebration, a smitten swain named GARETH approaches Barbarella, complimenting her work earlier asking "I…I was wondering if yous might like to brand dear." "Absolutely," she replies. The two place their right hands beside one some other's left ears, standing together "like ii statues frozen in a most-kiss." Conspicuously, this society has remained chaste since its beginnings, with the population staying at exactly ane hundred citizens since its inception.
When Barbarella discovers that the debris her ship collided with is a length of black metallic non of her world, she surmises that it comes from the "Underworld" – the massive red planet beneath Eldoria. She mentions this during a playful quarterstaff match with Finnea, which reveals the sisters to exist surprisingly adept at battle, even if these skills are used solely for gameplay in this pacified gild. When Barbarella proposes that she leave Eldoria and explore the red planet below, Finnea demurs, even while knowing that nothing she can say will stand in the style of her sister's curiosity.
Barbarella packs up, boards her send, and takes off for the reddish planet. Before she tin can touch downwards peacefully, an alien transport blasts her out of the sky, causing her to crash state in the desert. In a fun moment, Barbarella saves herself past using her circular send's gravity generators to hold her in place every bit the rolling ship breaks apart around her before coming to residue, leaving our heroine "similar a sock tossed in a laundromat dryer."
Barbarella loads 10E'southward plan onto the destroyed send's black box, enabling her to port the ever-complaining companion effectually with her as she explores the harsh planet she'due south just crash landed upon. In that location, she finds an alien construction holding a video screen which she engages with 10E. The two unlock a video, which features Leon, speaking into the camera and assuring whoever the video was initially meant for that he has chosen the 100 candidates to populate "the new world". Further exploration unveils a set up of rubber safety suits designed for impossibly big, 2-fingered wearers – aliens.
Simply after, she discovers PIKE, a hardhearted loner in his mid-30s – "Han Solo by fashion of Hell'southward Angels … sexy in a damaged sort of way." He has been hiding out, away from the people who had enslaved him and so many others on the planet. "In that location'south a role that I had pegged for Timothy Olyphant, considering I knew Tim from Go ," August reveals. "He was always sort of on my list."
Timothy Olyphant in Go (1999)
Barbarella doesn't understand the concept of slavery ("Why would anyone choose to be a slave?") until Motorway explains the situation. Realizing that he's been alone for some time, Barbarella makes an offer – "Would you similar to make dearest?" A startled Pike agrees, and so is more a little confused when Barbarella closes her eyes and places her paw alongside his right ear. He kisses her, shocking her, before realizing that their concepts of making love are wildly unlike. He leans in and whispers into her ear, explaining the mechanics of it all ("Oh!"). Nosotros cutting to the aftermath of their lovemaking, with both Barbarella and Pike seeming to agree that this is much better than Eldoria'due south celibate ear-caressing.
It's at this betoken that one wonders if the film might take leaned into an R-rating. The '68 film had a playful arroyo to the character's sexuality, whereas other potential takes on the property have been decidedly more adult. August explains: "I would say the sexuality was always a central part of it, just I recall having come up upwards from Charlie'south Angels, nosotros had a practiced sense of how to do that in a PG-xiii setting that felt right. It's not hard to envision Drew Barrymore in a PG-13 world in which the characters are having sexual practice, but it'southward kind of fun and it'due south positive and it'southward a romp. Information technology's not dirty, information technology'south but sort of fun and flirty. That was very much the mandate and for it. And so yous take characters who do have sex in the motion-picture show, yet information technology'due south all done in a very fun spirit. It's more than similar an Indiana Jones having sexual practice, than a nine ane/2 Weeks."
Soon after, Barbarella learns from Pike that the red planet'south history is much like that of Eldoria's, in that the citizens just recollect being brought there xx-five years before by "The Bringers. The Gods. Whoever brought united states of america here." Barbarella is farther stunned when she learns that the planet doesn't receive a monthly Requisition, as Eldoria does.
Armed services drones and soldiers arrive at the wreckage of Barbarella's transport, under the command of the ruthless LORD GENERAL YARUM ("has the bearing of a buccaneer turned dictator"). Among Yarum's men is REG ("less brutish than the rest … a scholar forced into the military"), who realizes that the transport is not of their planet. Yarum silences Reg, then orders his men to find the ship'southward security beacon. As they follow his commands, Yarum uses a communication device to hail his HIGHNESS, revealed to be Finnea. The treacherous Eldorian confirms with Yarum that Barbarella's survival was incommunicable, and then announces her sister's death to the devastated citizens of her planet.
Barbarella and Pike are eventually apprehended past Yarum's men, separated, and sent off to different work camps (with Barbarella's true identity wisely obscured by Pike).
10E is separated every bit well, having his ain subplot which eventually involves an amorous goat. "He just becomes this footling box that but sort of gets carried around," August laughs. "He could talk this whole time, just he has no power to actually move. It was actually 1 of the about fun characters to write, this disembodied phonation who was trying to get back to Barbarella and ultimately becomes an important, integral part of this. In 2000, it was sort of early to have a character who was disembodied, and such a crucial thing. I actually would've loved to have seen that happen. He was a nifty, funny character and I just really enjoyed writing information technology."
Barbarella gets to know her swain slaves in the work camps, learning of their faith ("The Gods are the ones who made the globe and picket over it. They make the rain fall and the sun smoothen.") and discovering the harsh realities of their lives of servitude – it is they whose hard work provides Eldoria with its monthly Requisition while eking out their hardscrabble being. Information technology's a sobering twist for this hitherto lighthearted tale. Baronial notes that this goes to the core of the character, "this sort of brilliant but innocent explorer who comes across this earth, and somewhen realizes that the earth she came from, this sort of a utopian planet, just exists because this world is actually doing all the piece of work. Hopefully it'south a funny and sexy romp, that'due south also well-nigh the classic hero's journey of discovering who you lot actually are."
In a fun sequence, fellow prisoner Mimm shows Barbarella how to operate the campsite's "grav paddles" (tools shaped like cricket bats which employ localized gravity fields to elevator their heavy baskets). Simply later on, Barbarella defends a immature boy from the campsite's guards, leading to an impressive fight sequence which sees our heroine besting the brutes with her wits, a chip of aikido, and the grav paddles…before existence brought downwards by the army camp's drones. While chained upwards for her crimes, she comes to the realization that the drones are the guards' truthful power – without them, the slaves could easily overtake the camps.
Mimm informs Barbarella that each of their planet'south camps is sending a child to meet with a Representative for the Gods, who alive on the moon. The revelation that the "Gods" are from Eldoria devastates Barbarella, as does the discovery that their Representative is Finnea. She tries to reveal the truth to Mimm, who won't hear it. "The distant land I come from is the moon … we are the beneficiaries of your providence. The Great Cede you make each month is our Requisition. We are kings and you are slaves and withal nosotros differ only in our privilege."
Barbarella somewhen learns of a burgeoning revolution on the planet, led in part by Reg, who has used his status as a guard to smuggle abroad important data concerning the various camps. While he has a programme to knock out the power stations supplying the drones, he has no army to speak of. Barbarella convinces him that they merely need to free ane of the lx-3 camps at a time, building their army hundreds of slaves at a fourth dimension.
Jane Fonda every bit Barbarella in Barbarella (1968)
The following mean solar day, Barbarella and Reg lead an attack on a camp'southward baby-sit station, which eventually sees our heroine toppling its tower and disabling the camp's drones, effectively freeing the slaves, who quickly overcome the guards. Barbarella and Reg have begun their army, with Barbarella leading the charge at the diverse camps they liberate ("Factory by manufacturing plant, army camp past camp, we will have back control of this world. Our globe."). Towers fall, camps are taken, newly-minted freedom fighters overtake the guards. Finnea witnesses i such liberation firsthand, gravely intoning to Yarum that the revolt cannot exist independent. ("It must exist destroyed. Barbarella must exist destroyed.")
News of the impending revolution finds its way to State highway's camp, with mention of Barbarella'due south exploits delighting him. He escapes the camp, and runs beyond 10E, currently planning his and the goat's matrimony. Pike saves him, with the duo setting off to find Barbarella. Meanwhile, our heroine finds herself charmed by the every bit smitten Reg, kissing him for his "selfless dedication to a noble cause."
Yarum arrives at the camp. While Barbarella assumes he'due south there to negotiate his surrender, he tells her that he'south in fact at that place for hers. Nearby, a massive boom destroys a section of forest in an astonishing case of the general's available firepower ("At that place's not even plenty time for things to burn down – – they simply collapse into ashes.")
Barbarella surrenders, leading to her reunion with Finnea at the Capitol Building's Ceremonial Hall. Finnea asks for Barbarella to hear her out and listen to the whole story regarding their planet: the people of the red planet and its moon are from neither identify, but a 3rd planet said to be overrun by war and pestilence, its environment nearing plummet. An alien race saw this planet and recognized that its species was approaching self-devastation, and elected to save a pocket-sized selection of the people to report. "To them, an experiment," Finnea explains. "To us, an opportunity to create a perfect globe complimentary from the mistakes of history." Leon was selected as an agent for the aliens, who tasked the homo with selecting 100 people to populate a utopian world, with each of their minds' wiped to erase any memory of Earth (salve for Leon). These people of Eldoria would exist served by the people dropped onto the crimson planet below, having been rounded up by the aliens solely every bit slave labor ("They were captured, as a net would catch fish.")
Barbarella is unfazed by Finnea's tale, refusing to buy into the conventionalities that the Eldorians should be served by the labor of slaves who deserve to live free. Finnea offers to wipe Barbarella's mind, which she promptly refuses ("I cannot live freely, knowing others live in chains"). Finnea orders the guards to take her sister away, resigned to ordering her execution.
Drew Barrymore every bit Dylan Sanders in Charlie's Angels (2000)
Thruway and 10E make their manner to Barbarella's liberated camp, meeting up with Reg and realizing that this human is besides in dear with Barbarella. The men hear of her impending execution, with Reg insisting that they cannot risk their revolution to save a single person. Their only hazard would be to take control of Yarum's orbital weapons, which would require an electronic device to interface with the Capitol's main processor. Motorway hands over 10E to Reg, pointing out that they already have what they need.
At the Capitol building, drones hover to proceed the crowds from rioting during Barbarella'southward execution. Our heroine is strapped into a rack seated beneath a massive steel cylinder – "When the cylinder reaches the superlative, it will be released to slam down upon her, crushing her like a walnut." In the meantime, State highway and Reg slip into the Capitol dressed as guards, sneaking into a corridor and opening an access console which reveals a command panel within. Though 10E'south size is incompatible, a few well-placed kicks from Superhighway manage to wedge 10E into place, allowing him to take command of the Capitol, and stop the cylinder and render the drones immobile.
Motorway and Reg gratis Barbarella from the rack. Overjoyed, she looks to them both, trying to effigy out which ane to kiss. She settles on giving them both a friendly hug, satisfying neither. She calls out orders to both to take command of the Capitol with no harm to come to the guards, then sets off after Finnea. 10E'south voice booms from within the massive building, revealing to Barbarella that the Capitol is in fact an interstellar spaceship – one that'due south now taking off.
With 10E'south guidance, Barbarella races to the ship's cargo hold, where she finds her sister. Equally the transport rises into orbit, the cargo area'due south artificial gravity fails, sending the sisters floating most freely in the huge warehouse. Finnea uses a set of grav paddles to hurl shipping containers at Barbarella, each most crushing her.
Our heroine finds a devious pair of grav paddles and uses them to defend herself, using their gravity to link them finish to end, creating a pair of makeshift nunchucks to wield against her sister. What follows is a bitter, Zip-G boxing between the two, ending with 10E rerouting the power to the cargo surface area and restoring its gravity. While Barbarella manages to catch hold of a nearby rafter, Finnea finds herself underneath a big floating pallet. When the gravity returns, the various pallets collapse sixty feet to the footing, with Finnea crushed beneath i.
In the backwash of Finnea'southward death, Barbarella and the revolutionaries unite the peoples of Eldoria and the planet below, creating a unified guild working together to see out a mutual destiny. While the people phone call for Barbarella to pb them, she chooses to investigate the planet where they originated, the coordinates to which were found in the spaceship. As she's about to set off on her new adventure, Pike and Reg end her, demanding that she cull between the two of them. After telling each man why she loves them, she elects to exit both behind. "I cull myself."
Jane Fonda as Barbarella
As the film closes, Barbarella and 10E have off into the stars, the alien spaceship hurtling the two through a four-dimensional hole which lands them on the other side of the universe. There, they crash-land on a taco stand in San Diego, circa 2002. A growing crowd of onlookers gather effectually the spaceship and its airplane pilot. Barbarella has found the original home planet of her people – Earth.
Given the script's ending and its franchise-friendly heroine, 1 imagines The 2d World would take teed upwards a series of sequels to follow in the initial moving picture's wake. August notes that this wasn't exactly the case. "The thought was very much to make i movie," he says. "If that was a success, yous could brand more down the route. Only nosotros weren't trying to fix any characters who absolutely had to come up back other than Barbarella. It was meant to be a one-off … information technology wasn't trying to gear up up a whole new franchise. That had never been the idea, as opposed to Charlie'south Angels, which really was like, 'Listen, let'due south brand this movie right. And and so if this works well, nosotros can use these characters and go back and do new things.' Even while we were writing the first Charlie'southward Angels, we had some sense of what the franchise was and who nosotros'd wanna see in future installments. Beyond that, at that place was no other real cast involved, we never had a director on lath. It was simply Drew to star and produce along with Flower Films and Laura Ziskin."
So why is it that this version of Barbarella never made it to the screen? Baronial says that the issues that would prove to exist the project's downfall began to nowadays themselves between his second and third drafts. "When information technology ultimately wasn't coming together … we got these notes from the studios. Sort of, 'These are the things which legal says we can do, or nosotros can't do, based on the rights that they have from the comic book or from the original movie.' It just got to be kind of untenable, where if yous couldn't defend that this 1 affair existed in this i medium, that yous couldn't apply it. It just became really, really tough to sort itself out.
"It became clear that, 'Oh shit, there are all of these problems about what is allowed to exist used, and what things cannot be used. But also at that point, I retrieve at that place were other questions about whether they were gonna make the moving-picture show regardless. It's always hard to accept a joint project between the two unlike studios. Drew was busy, Charlie's Angels had washed great, but there was a question of 'Could Drew carry this film on her own?' Ultimately, the rights became so complicated that it became impossible to even endeavour to make. No studio wants to spend a few 1000000 dollars on a script, much less tens of millions on a film or a series, if they worry that someone downwardly the route could sue them over information technology. Or, that someone else could sort of do the same projection, but without the rights, and that there'd be conflicts out there in the market place. And so I think the rights were a significant part of the problem."
Nevertheless, 1 wonders if the success of Charlie'south Angels and Barrymore'due south star ability might accept pushed that rights-boulder over the hill. "The best matter about having a star attached to your project is that you have a star fastened to your project," August says. "Yous have somebody who can get it made. Merely whatever star who'southward attached to your project is also gonna be attached to a lot of other things, and people get busy. And so I think it was also not her top priority at whatever given time, because at that place were e'er sequels to Charlie's to make. In that location's ever a lot of other things to happen."
Twenty years and many subsequent attempts on, Barbarella nevertheless hasn't managed to go far dorsum to screens big or small. Now that ii decades have passed since he penned the screenplay for his own have, does August believe that there's any take chances The Second World might still exist fabricated some day? "I think it's incredibly unlikely that would happen," he admits. "I would say that in the era of streaming services … it'south not hard to envision this as a Mandalorian, where it's sort of a multi-installment kind of romp. It'due south not inconceivable. Again, information technology'southward based around a female graphic symbol who is sexual. So who that person is … trying to discover the right suggestion, but if Ariana Grande badly wanted to practise this, I could see some streamers maxim 'Sure.' She'southward probably the closest equivalent to Drew right now in terms of feeling both like a sexual icon and your child sister. She would be fantastic.
"So I think there is some version of this that could work. Just I think it's really a long shot."
Very special cheers to John August for his time and insights.
This has been Phantom Limbs, a recurring feature which takes a look at intended yet unproduced horror sequels and remakes – extensions to genre films nosotros dear, appendages to horror franchises that we admire – that were sadly lopped off before making it beyond the planning stages. Here, we chat with the creators of these unmade extremities to proceeds their unique insight into these follow-ups that never were, with the discussions standing as hopefully illuminating but undoubtedly painful reminders of what might take been.
Barbarella (1968)
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